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I have a stock currently trading @ 210. I feel like that if it crosses 215 it will go higher & i should buy it around 216.
So what should be my trigger price & limit price to get it executed within my desired price range of 215-216.
I can say that if stock X is trading @210,
u thought of that it is bullish..and u want to give a call to buy if and only if it crosses the previous high, "the resistance", then only u will buy..
then u can give a buy order with following....
the trigger price is @215...
and limit price is @216..
it is in NSE order..
now let me clarrify ..
when the stock X cross 215 the order buy call get placed in market with price tag of @216...
so if in that day the price goes higher it will be bought @216..
but.. if the price does not cross 215..the order does not execute..
also if the price cross 215 the order got triggered but does not got to 216 also it will not be executed..
so trigger price is the price where order will be placed in exchange and the limit price is where it will be bought

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Deadly Phone Conversation :)

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?'
The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!



A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION...
Knott : Who's calling?
Watt : -Watt.
Knott : -What is your name, please?
Watt : -Watt's my name.
Knott : -That's what I asked you.
-What's your name?
Watt : -That's what I told you.
Watt's my name.
A long pause, and then from Watt,
Watt : -Is this James Brown?
Knott : -No, this is Knott.
Watt : -Please tell me your name.
Knott : -Will Knott.
Watt : -Why not?
Knott : -Huh? What do you mean why not?
Watt : -Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
Knott : -But I told you my name!
Watt : -Didn't you say you will not?
Knott : -Not not, knott, Will Knott!
Watt : -That's what I mean.
Knott : -So you know my name.
Watt : -Of course not!
Knott : -Good. So now, what is yours?
Watt : -Watt. Yours?
Knott : -Your name!
Watt : -Watt's my name.
Knott : -How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
Watt : -Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
name and you have not even told me yours yet.
Knott : -You have been patient, what about me? I have told you
my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
Watt : -Of course not!
Knott : -See, you even know my name!
Watt : -Of course not!
Knott : -Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
Watt : -Because I don't...
[Pause]
Knott : -What is your name?
Watt : -See, you know my name!
Knott : -Of course not!
Watt : -Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
Knott : -To find out your name!
Watt : -But you already know it!
Knott : -What?
Watt : -See, and you know mine!
Knott : -Of course not!
Knott : -Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be your answer?
Watt : -Watt's my name.
Knott : -No, no, give me only one word.
Watt : -Watt
Knott : -Your name!
Watt : -Right!
(pause before it hits him]
Knott : -Oh, Wright!
Watt : -Yeah!
Knott : -So why didn't you say it before?
Watt : -I told you so many times!
Knott : -You never said Wright before
Watt : -Of course I did.
Knott : -Ok I won't argue any more.
-Do you know my name?
Watt : -I do not.
Knott : -Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
Watt : -I do not!
Knott : -Good!
[pause before it hits him]
Watt : -Oh, Guud!
Knott : -Good.
Watt : -No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
Knott : -No, it's Knott!
Watt : -Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
Knott : -Yes Wright.






Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid, Coz if network issue happens
Dharam Paaji will say -
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....
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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
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Think!
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.
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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....
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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....
Confused?
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!
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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
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Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Think....
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Ans: To check his balance....
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UNBEATABLE PJ:
Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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How?
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."


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Original Rajini

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

ghabra mat, Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota.

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.Don't even try 2 guess wat happened

………..Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear

A guy once winked at Rajnikant’s wife. Rajnikant twisted the guy’s ankle and one eye. Now we know the guy by the name Baba Ramdev

Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race.

Only Rajni can dislike on Facebook.

Rajnikant was born on 30th February. since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

1+0=1, 1*0=0, 1-0=1, den 1/0=? dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said, "I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as  "Not Defined"..!

Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'.

Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE.

Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention

Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired.

Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7.

Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.
 

Rajnikanth once bit a Wolf. It transforms into a human on every full moon ever since.

The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.

Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !!

Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)

The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.

Wt can b d secret about india's " New Rupee Symbol" ??? … It is Rajnikanth's childhood signature.. :)

Even Sanjay Singhania from Ghajni remembers Rajnikant !!!

One night, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbers.. Thats how the Log table was invented

Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.

If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother!! J

Rajnikanth doesn't shave... he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person......... Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs..

Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, he is now called 50 cent..!!

More J

Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography ...... Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. :)

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized... coz.... RAjnikant poked him :)

Once a mail was sent from Mumbai to Pune... Guess what ?!! Rajni stopped it in Lonavala :)

Intel's new tagline for its fastest prosessor.... Rajnikant Inside !!! :D

One day Spiderman, Batman, Ironman all went to meet Rajnikant.. Guess which was the day ?!?! .......... Guru Purnima !! :)

 

Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the door bell... that person is now called Sub Inspector Daya !! :)

Read L.O.T. of such before, except these ones. Sharing so that the mania continues.

Rajnikanth died 20 yrs ago, death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Rajnikant can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Rajnikant doesn't pay attention... Attention pays him.
Rajnikant stared at the sun for 4 hrs.... The sun started blinking.
Rajnikant once entered a race... He came first, second and third.
Rajnikant once wrote a cheque.... The Bank bounced.
The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikant.
Rajnikant was shot today...Tomw is the bullet's funeral

Sun Rise Sun Set In Hong Kong

Sun Rise Sun Set In Hong Kong

Click on the link below

http://61226.com/share/hk.swf

Move the mouse up = Sun rise.

Move the mouse down= Sun set.

MS Windows: Shut down comp right from desktop

MS Windows: Shut down comp right from desktop

Yes, it’s true; and you can do it to Here’s how:

Let’s start with the desktop shortcut for shutting down the computer.
1. Right-click on an empty area on the desktop. You’ll see a menu. In the menu, select New, and then Shortcut.


2. Click on Shortcut. The “Create Shortcut” Wizard will pop up.


3. Where it asks you to type the location of the item, type the following:
shutdown -s -t 00
4. Click on Next and a screen will ask you what you would like to name your shortcut. Name it anything. I named mine – don’t be shocked – “Shut Down”. Now click Finish.


Done! Except…it doesn’t look like the real Shutdown button; the icon is different.

Now this may be all you need, but I am very picky about things and I want it to look like the real shut down button. Thus I have to change the icon. To do this:
1. Right click your new shutdown shortcut and choose Properties.


2. Select the “Change Icon” button in the Shortcut section.


3. A box of icons will pop up. You can choose any one of them for your icon (I chose the icon for – Surprise! - Shutdown)

Chacha Choudhry

http://hindicomics.blogspot.com/2009/02/chacha-chaudhary_15.html