Original Rajini

Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,

ghabra mat, Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota.

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race.Don't even try 2 guess wat happened

………..Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear

A guy once winked at Rajnikant’s wife. Rajnikant twisted the guy’s ankle and one eye. Now we know the guy by the name Baba Ramdev

Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race.

Only Rajni can dislike on Facebook.

Rajnikant was born on 30th February. since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.

When Rajnikant hits facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!

Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

1+0=1, 1*0=0, 1-0=1, den 1/0=? dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said, "I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as  "Not Defined"..!

Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'.

Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE.

Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention

Rajnikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired.

Rajnikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7.

Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.
 

Rajnikanth once bit a Wolf. It transforms into a human on every full moon ever since.

The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.

Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award !!

Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)

The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.

Wt can b d secret about india's " New Rupee Symbol" ??? … It is Rajnikanth's childhood signature.. :)

Even Sanjay Singhania from Ghajni remembers Rajnikant !!!

One night, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbers.. Thats how the Log table was invented

Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.

If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother!! J

Rajnikanth doesn't shave... he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person......... Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"

Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs..

Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, he is now called 50 cent..!!

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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography ...... Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. :)

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized... coz.... RAjnikant poked him :)

Once a mail was sent from Mumbai to Pune... Guess what ?!! Rajni stopped it in Lonavala :)

Intel's new tagline for its fastest prosessor.... Rajnikant Inside !!! :D

One day Spiderman, Batman, Ironman all went to meet Rajnikant.. Guess which was the day ?!?! .......... Guru Purnima !! :)

 

Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the door bell... that person is now called Sub Inspector Daya !! :)

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Rajnikanth died 20 yrs ago, death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Rajnikant can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Rajnikant doesn't pay attention... Attention pays him.
Rajnikant stared at the sun for 4 hrs.... The sun started blinking.
Rajnikant once entered a race... He came first, second and third.
Rajnikant once wrote a cheque.... The Bank bounced.
The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikant.
Rajnikant was shot today...Tomw is the bullet's funeral