Rajini The Great

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE
RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......
THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

BEST OF RAJANI !!!!!!EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!  

BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

Gabbar : "Yahan se 50 kos meel door Gaon mein..Jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kehti hai ke bete soja..soja nahi to GABBAR SINGH aa jaega"..

My roommate : Gabbar ki maa kehti hogi ki "soja nahi to RAJNIKANT aa jaega"...

Breaking news:

A source close  to Michael Jackson has revealed that he died cuz he was frustrated after several failed attempts to copy Rajnikant’s dance moves !!!